The Truth behind Mahabharata :)

Got this in a mail.Enjoyed it a lot :) !

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it .

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars ...First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning.. Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."

Now Sachin, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand..' Masterji, I have a doubt' (sounding nervous n confused)

Masterji: "Sachin bete, whole India does not have any doubt in Mahabharata... how come u have one?"

Sachin: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, then WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME JAIL ?"